The Blackpool Highflyer Page 14

  I said: 'I know what it is,' but nobody paid any attention.

  'I've just had the Halifax Courier on the telephone regarding a telegram they've received’ said Ellerton. 'Now I'll read it out.' He picked up a paper and read: '"Hind's Mill Blackpool Excursion checked by Socialist Mission. Similar to follow. End wage slavery.'" Ellerton then gave a pleasant, embarrassed sort of smile, adding: 'How it ends wage slavery to stop a train I do not know. And why did they not say they'd done it straight after instead of waiting 'til now?'

  'Is the Courier going to print that?' I asked.

  'Course not,' said Ellerton.

  'The coppers should go to the Drill Hall in Trinity Street,' I said. 'This lot have a meeting booked there. They're anti- excursion. There's posters for it all over.'

  John Ellerton nodded. 'I know,' he said. 'A constable was sent along. The meeting was booked, and the money taken, but no address was given. And summat else ... it was up to the hall to sell the tickets, and there've been no takers at all.'

  I looked over at Clive, and he was gazing out of the window - at one of the radial tanks being led out of the shed by the two horses that were kept at Sowerby Bridge. When he turned back around, his grin had gone, but not completely. 'Well they either did it,' he said, 'or they read of it in the paper, and thought they'd like to've done it.'

  'That's what I first thought,' said Ellerton, 'but it was apparently not mentioned in the Courier that it was Hind's Mill on the excursion.'

  'They knew of it,' I said, 'because I told them.'

  So it came out about my chat with Paul, and this character Alan Cowan somewhere in the background. And I was the chump all over again. I would certainly not make matters worse by mentioning the stone that had come through the bedroom window.

  'Unless,' I said, 'I was only telling him in that pub about something he knew of because he really had been the cause of it.'

  At that, Clive drifted over to the window again with a sort of sigh, and John Ellerton had a good laugh. Irish eyes, I thought: they might be a good thing on balance, but they can get you down sometimes.

  'At any rate, I think we should have extra gangers walking the routes to the coast,' I said.

  'He's like a monkey on a stick, this kid,' said Ellerton to Clive, who was still at the window. 'The cops have been informed, and I'm advising the pair of you now to go steady today over the stretch where you came to grief last time. And that's about all I can do.'

  As we walked back to tank engine No. 7, I asked Clive: 'Who is it we're taking to Blackpool?' It hadn't been clear from the notice I'd read.

  'Don't know exactly, but I reckon they're toffs,' he said.

  Not wage slaves, then.

  'How do you make that out?' I asked.

  'It's an evening cruise,' he said. 'Think about it.'

  'I am doing,' I said.

  'Evening,' he said. 'What do you do of an evening?'

  'Sit at home with the wife, generally.'

  'All right, but what would you like to do of an evening?'

  'Just that,' I said.

  He gave me a long, steady look - something new for him. 'Very well,' he continued, 'but most working fellows are in the pub come seven, and they have no great hankering to take a train cruise.'

  All was explained when we got to the Joint, for as we backed onto our carriages on platform two we came to rest alongside the stationmaster, Knowles, and one of his artistic blackboards. He muttered something as we stopped - could have been speaking to himself - and moved away, leaving us to read the word 'SPECIAL' done in the usual fancy way. Underneath was written: 'HALIFAX SUNDAY OBSERVANCE

  SOCIETY - EVENING THEATRE CRUISE TO BLACKPOOL.'

  'Rum,' said Clive, when he saw it.

  We collected our guard. He was a Bradford lad, so I'd never seen him before. As I gave him my good evening, a new thought came to me: if it were not the socialists who were the wreckers, but some fellows who were after old Reuben Booth, our usual guard, then we would have no trouble on this trip. But who would want to put Reuben's lights out? Anyone wanting him dead had only to wait, and not for very long.

  Twenty minutes later we were well on our way to Blackpool, and climbing towards the little school just before Todmorden. The children were in the yard, doing exercises, making letter Ts. They jumped, and the Ts became Ys; another jump, then Xs. It was too late in the day for them to be doing that. Why were they not at home? The giant cot was there in the high window behind them, and I imagined them all put into it every night, imprisoned by the sheets and blankets. I thought of Arnold Dyson, and Pearson's Book of Fun, and the wife's letter to the Crossley Porter Orphanage.It was a beautiful evening, and all the chimneys of Accring- ton, Blackburn and Preston could not put a stop to that. On every section the signals were favourable, as if to say: hurry on, we want to see what happens to you next. But Clive was back to his steam-saving, smooth-running ways, and there was not that wildness to the shaking of this engine that we'd had with the Highflyer, or with the Scarborough engine when that blockhead Billington had been aboard.

  When we saw the first windmill of the Fylde I became a little anxious, even so. But this anxiety was checked by a friendly wave from the fellow in the signal box at Lea Road, and my mind was put onto a different channel completely when Clive, who'd just finished putting the reverser back to its full for our launch across the fields, said: 'I'm to have a medal, you know.'

  'Like Ramsden's bottled beer,' I heard myself saying. (Advertisements were forever telling you of the prizes won by that class of ale.)

  Clive gave a grin on hearing this, which proved the whiteness of the man, because by rights I ought to have been shaking his hand. 'It's for saving the train when the stone was on the line . . . Extraordinary vigilance and presence of mind in the conduct of duty, that sort of thing.'

  I'd seen words like that written under the pictures of the engine men who got into the Railway Magazine. As a rule they were older than Clive, and wore beards.

  'You must be chuffed,' I said.

  'I'd rather have a day off any day,' said Clive.

  'Is there to be a big do when it's presented to you?'

  'Give over,' said Clive. 'It comes by post.'

  'Well, I'll bet it comes first class at least,' I said, and I finally did step across the footplate to shake his hand, which left us feeling a pair of proper buffleheads.

  'Are we to have a bit of a beano in Blackpool on the strength of it?' Clive asked me.

  'I should come straight back,' I said, thinking of the wife alone in Back Hill Street.

  'You can't’ said Clive, sharpish. And he explained that since there were no direct trains coming back, it'd be a case of going via Preston (which I knew), and that by the time we'd got in to Blackpool, run round our carriages with the engine, and booked off at the central shed, I'd have missed the one Preston train that connected in good time with a Halifax service.

  'Your earliest train back's at midnight,' he said. 'This lot -' and he nodded back at the train '- they're all going back first thing tomorrow.'

  'That's no bloody good,' I said, thinking again of the stone sailing through our bedroom, graceful, like, but about the size and shape of a fist.

  'What's up?' said Clive, with a little grin.

  I was blowed if I would tell him the truth, so I just said: 'I've a wife to look after, you know.'

  'I'll stand you half a dozen oysters’ said Clive.

  'What's that set against a marriage?' I said, and I was grinning myself now.

  'All right, a dozen,' said Clive. 'A dozen and a couple of bottles of Bass.'

  I hadn't bargained for having to make this decision, being so sure we were going to be tripped up by some obstacle on the line.

  We were now rumbling past the Blackpool gasometers - bright rust in the evening sun - and Clive was shutting off steam. We coasted past the gaps in the houses, where the glittering sea would come and go. The biggest gap was where the line went over Rigby Road, which had the beach right at its
end, and you would gasp as you went over, just as if you had at that moment been caught up and put into the sea.

  We came swinging into Blackpool Central at dead on seven o'clock with two empty water specials streaming out on either side of us. We were put into excursion platform seven, where an assistant stationmaster told us to leave the engine. The next crew booked for it would take it off to the shed, and we could sign off in the SM's office.

  Clive turned to me, saying, That's handy for you. If you sprint across directly to platform two, or three, in the main station -1 can't just remember - you'll be back in Halifax . . . ten-thirty, sort of touch.'

  I thought of the wife in bed alone, and the stone, the indoor comet. 'Well, I'd best go,' I said, knocking off the vacuum ready for uncoupling, as Clive leant out of the footplate watching our passengers walk towards the ticket gates.

  'Aye,' said Clive, 'you'd better had. I'll sink a couple of pints on my own.'

  Some of the passengers thanked Clive as they went, but they were respectable sorts, not factory, and not the kind to give a cheer for the driver. One of these worthies shook Clive's hand, and handed up to him a letter, saying, 'Apologies for not sending these along earlier.'

  At this I tapped Clive on the shoulder, and asked, 'What's that?' because I feared he might stick it straight in his pocket, making another chapter in the Scarborough mystery. But he obliged me straight away, taking out from the envelope two theatre tickets and a handbill, which last he passed directly to me.

  'What is it?' he asked.

  'A play called Man to Man,' I said. 'It's on at the Grand.'

  'Not music hall, then?'

  'It's a drama,' I said, reading the handbill.

  'Oh yes?'

  'It's in four acts.'

  'Is it now?' said Clive.

  'There's two intervals.'

  'That's good,' said Clive. 'That's the first good thing I've heard about it.'

  I began to read from the handbill: '"Mr Frank Liston is as manly and impressive as the Rev. Philip Ormonde. As George Gordon, Mr William Bourne submits an earnest and incisive ...'"

  'Will you give it here for a moment?' said Clive. I did so, and he put the paper directly into the fire.

  'You didn't really fancy it then?' I said.

  'Too improving,' said Clive, 'and I will not be improved. I cannot be as a matter of fact...'

  From a distant part of the station came the sound of an engine moving in.

  'Well, I reckon you've missed your early service,' said Clive.

  'Bugger,' I said, and Clive shook his head, grinning at the same time, because he knew I'd done it deliberately. The stone chucker had done his worst. He wouldn't be back. Also, I felt in need of a bit of fun, and that was all about it.

  We walked along the platform, shadows of clouds moving fast across the canopy glass. The station was half busy: a few trippers on the platforms waiting to go home, and so looking downhearted. Yet Clive and me had the town, and the evening, all before us.

  Chapter Fifteen

  In the Gentlemen's at Central, Clive was stooping over a sink. His shirtsleeves were taken up to the very tops of his arms, with perfect folds all the way. He'd lathered his face, ears, back of neck, and was looking in the glass at the results. My own wash and brush-up had been finished minutes since.

  'There was no soap at Scarborough,' I said, just to see how he'd answer. But the words were lost under the great belch of water going down the plug in Clive's sink.

  'What's that?' he said, but he was refilling the sink with rinsing water.

  I now stepped outside, just in case he wanted to apply a touch of the Bancroft's.

  When he'd done, we walked through the horse smell, cigar smoke and the greenish light of the station, and came out onto Central Drive, where the gulls were screaming. There were the morning gulls and the evening gulls, and the second sort made a sadder sound. It was an in-between time at Blackpool: cocktail time for the toffy sorts, as I supposed; some men and ladies far out in the sea, the more serious sorts of swimmers - swimming and thinking, working things out as they went along.

  'I wonder why folk go bathing?' I said, thinking again of Clive in Scarborough.

  'Well,' he replied, looking straight ahead. 'Why are some others continually fishing?'

  We continued to look out to sea: all the little waves trooping off together in the same direction, which was sideways, not towards the shore but heading up the coast towards Fleetwood.

  I thought of Margaret Dyson. This was what she'd never seen. If you saw the sea once and it was a certain way, you'd probably think it was always like that.

  The bathing machines had been put in a straight line, sideways to the sea as if to say: that's your lot for today, fun's over. Clive was lighting a little cigar, and a sandwich man was walking towards us - seemed doolally, like most in that line, traipsing along, clearing his throat over and again. You wanted to box his ears and shout: 'Frame yourself, man!'

  His board was advertising a music hall: 'MONSIEUR MAURICE,' I read, 'SEE THE VENTRILOQUIAL PARAGON'. It was the fellow I'd seen, and then stood beside, at the Palace Theatre in Halifax. According to the board, he was now giving his turn at a spot called the Seashell; topping the bill too, for underneath his name were the words 'ALSO THE FOLLOWING ARTISTES . . .' I remembered about the Seashell. It was that weird little humpbacked music hall I'd seen on my first trip to Blackpool. Monsieur Maurice had been topping the bill then as well.

  As the fellow shuffled up towards us, I pointed to his board and said, 'This place anything like?'

  'It's the only thing,' he said, without stopping.

  'Let's go there,' I said to Clive.

  Clive turned around so that his back was to the sea. He looked at the sandwich man, who was walking away towards the North Pier.

  'There's a ventriloquist on who's quite good . . . Well, he's not good,' I went on, 'he's shocking bad, in fact.'

  'Righto,' said Clive, and put his cigar under his boot.

  We went first over the road to an oyster room with a model ship in the window, where we put down a dozen oysters and a couple of bottles of Bass apiece. Then we pushed along the Prom to the Seashell.

  It really was a rum show, built of bricks covered over with plaster and looking like something between a brick kiln and a funny kind of hat. Inside, it was like a sea cave: no sharp edges, with all the roofs low and sloping. The floor rolled up towards the box office, where we queued for our tickets, marvelling at the place, which was all painted browny red with pictures of the Prom and the Tower jutting out from the walls because of the way the walls curved.

  When we'd bought our tickets we saw the word 'BAR' written in yellow on a green wooden board clipped to red curtains. We walked through, but all the spots were taken by a lot of red-faced old brandy shunters who were stretched out with their drinks on red couches, looking like they were lying in a Turkish bath. But they did have such an everyday article as a barrel of Plain on the go, and it was only a penny a glass.

  When the bell rang, we took our seats under a low, wavy roof, painted green, pink and gold. As soon as I sat down I felt sucked down almost into sleep, what with all the beer and the work and having been awake most of the night before.

  The number '1' was carried across the stage by a boy, and there followed a cross-eyed banjo player, who you kept expecting to make jokes. But he somehow never did. Next were two women, 'Grace & Marie', dressed up as pixies and singing. They started in straight away with a song, but a good bit of it was lost in the cheers from the audience. This was on account of their dresses, which were tiny and made from leaves, or so you were meant to think. Afterwards they played a tune with hand bells, and the drums coming in towards the end, which made their bosoms shake in a way that had me feeling rather hot.

  I looked across at Clive, and he was just nodding to himself.

  There was some wrestling next, with no music but just the growling of the two big fellows. It was brought to an end by a voice saying out of nowh
ere a name, and then 'Mr Jefferson Byrne ... Just him ... and his shadow.' All went extra-dark at this. After what seemed a precious long time, one light came up, then another, and there was a man in white dancing with his shadow. After a while everybody started booing.

  'I've never seen anything like this before,' I said sleepily to Clive.

  'No,' he said, 'and never will again probably.'

  As Jefferson Byrne was leaving the stage, Clive said, 'Now if he did one thing and the shadow did something else, he'd have something.'

  In the quiet times between the turns, when the number was being walked across the stage, I would hear a noise, and I couldn't tell whether it was the sea just outside, or the breathing of everybody in the theatre. Then I started to think of the band as being the noise of the sea. Every time they struck up, it was waves coming in with a great rusty crashing, and then the waves ran back and a new person was left on the stage.

  After the shadow dancer came an immobile comedian with a turkey head. Next was a ventriloquist - not Monsieur Maurice but one of the new kinds with a small doll placed on the knee. The turn announced itself. The man was Henry Clarke, the doll was called Young Leonard. Leonard had a boy's head, but wore a man's suit - and could move his eyes or smile.

  The ventriloquist asked the boy: 'How old are you?'

  'That depends.'

  'What do you mean?'